I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Farmville is her only friend.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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