i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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