too bad you live with your parents still
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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