I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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