My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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