ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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