Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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