Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
