My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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