we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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