This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
