So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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