we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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