This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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