no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
