Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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