i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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