Whatcha textin bout Willis?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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