According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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