the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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