My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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