were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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