what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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