Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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