Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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