im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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