just come out here and I will go home with you...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
