So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Come on in and take your pants off
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