I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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