she was so not down for the gang bang
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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