quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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