is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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