I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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