If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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