Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
this boner is exhausting
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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