I cockslap morals
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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