What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Randomize
