He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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