There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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