wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There are leaves in my underwear?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
