we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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