You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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