I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
