Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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