Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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