it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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