That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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