he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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