dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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