All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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